It's been a while since there has been any activity with the mysterious texter, and as such nothing ridiculous to comment upon. Well that changed today, my friends. By popular request I've turned the old cellular printing press back on and began my uneasy faced newsletter anew.
Let's start things off with a simple message anyone could understand. I don't want to be too ridiculous and alert the person to the fact I stated that it was the wrong number a couple times. The way I figure it, I'll probably just be told to leave 'em alone anyway since I'm clearly an impostor and they've realized it by now. Of course, I've been wrong before.
Message Sent:
So the Old Timey Beggars stole my salsa :/
After over a month of silence an emergency is the only way to rekindle an old friendship. And what an emergency! That salsa was going to be used in some of my Mighty Fine Nachos(tm), a secret family recipe. Not my family, mind you, but some family... look never mind it's not important. The point is the Old Timey Beggars catering company robbed me!
Message Received:
My dear what do u mean this is davy
Aha! After all this time I now have a name! Hellooo Daaavy. I'm glad you are concerned about my salsa situation, Davy. So concerned that I noticed I had 3 missed calls before I checked this message. I'll assume Davy isn't the original texter but the father of the texter's children. I will now assume the original texter's name is Davia. You know what they say when you assume? That it gets problems solved. Bam!
Message Sent:
I forgot my SALSA at OTBs. it was mild :/
Not wanting to get into a difficult conversation about this questionable family recipe situation I cleverly say it was all a simple mistake. SALSA is capitalized to symoblize my shout of outrage, or perhaps because it is an abbreviation (Super-Awesome-Lip-Smacking-Artifact). Either way it is the key to nacho perfection, or perfecho as I call it. For further clarification, OTB is the Old Timey Beggars, who I will defeat on the field of battle someday. The uneasy face has a specific meaning this time. It signifies that while the salsa may have been mild, my love of it certainly wasn't.
There you have it folks, another supply of zany fresh off the presses. The adventures Davia and I will have across the landscape of cellular textures will continue because you, the viewer, have demanded it. And it doesn't matter who's right, it just matters who's left. And that's you if you're reading this. And that's that. :/
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
The Easy End of Uneasy Face
Last time on Uneasy Face:
Message Received:
Have fun ok and thanks for everything that u have done and be there for and when are your parent celebration for them in spring?
Message Received:
Way are you not sleeping yet? Talking to someone specially ha? Don't forget about the ring ok
I now present to you tonight's installment of Uneasy Face.
Message Sent:
I am bowling now. Not sure what you mean about my parents or ring? Am I marrying them? :/
I decide to play it honest, because I was in fact bowling at the time. And while I'm being honest I should admit I don't know anything about parent celebrations or rings. It's best to come clean here I think. It's also best to then imply something preposterous and tag on an uneasy face.
Message Received:
Pick which one u want bowling at this time u dont work tomorrow? Its getting late young lady lol u having fun
Sweet, it looks like I get to pick out which ring I want. I think a ring of glibness should do the trick, +30 to my bluff checks will ensure this blog continues. Forget about that work comment there's more important things to note. Now here comes something I did not expect, I am supposedly a young lady. For the record I am not, nor have I ever been a young lady. This is hardly worth laughing out loud about. I guess I can rule out possibly knowing this person now. Hmmph, well I'm not having fun anymore!
Message Sent:
I will paint this town red! Might as well because I AM the ruler of the night! :/
Ok, I don't ignore the work comment. I embrace my position as guardian of the darkness, keeper of the shadows, the one and only ruler of the night. The red I paint across this town is that of the blood of my victims, specifically those who say that I am a young lady. I'm coming for you random texter!
Message Received:
Ok u dont work how much u drink to day its?raining outside drive carefully ok its dark
Drinking? I'm not some sort of vampire, I gather the blood of my victims through good old fashioned stab wounds. And I do work, just not professionally. Sometimes you just have to do what you enjoy and not worry about money, or driving carefully in the dark and stormy night.
But then I have a change of heart. I've strung this poor person along for quite some time, much longer than I'd ever imagined. Do I want to be responsible for the troubles I am causing anymore? No, it's time to end this. I apologize to my readers, but this is the end of Uneasy Face.
Message Sent:
Ok this has gone on long enough. Im sorry but I am a random stranger just playing along :/
There it is done. Straightforward enough that it should shed light on all the previous nonsense that was sent. I have no regrets, what's done is done. Thank you all for reading. :/
Message Received:
Ok this not nice u joking me its u
Sigh, I wish I could say I'm surprised. I know how difficult it is to believe that all of my previous messages were the ramblings of a bored blogger being as ridiculous as possible. Fine, be that way.
Message Sent:
I am such a kidder always pranking around :/
Yep that's me, just pulling a prank. Sorry random texter but I've tried to free you from this madness twice now and still you insist that I am your friend. It looks like the dance continues. :/
Message Received:
Have fun ok and thanks for everything that u have done and be there for and when are your parent celebration for them in spring?
Message Received:
Way are you not sleeping yet? Talking to someone specially ha? Don't forget about the ring ok
I now present to you tonight's installment of Uneasy Face.
Message Sent:
I am bowling now. Not sure what you mean about my parents or ring? Am I marrying them? :/
I decide to play it honest, because I was in fact bowling at the time. And while I'm being honest I should admit I don't know anything about parent celebrations or rings. It's best to come clean here I think. It's also best to then imply something preposterous and tag on an uneasy face.
Message Received:
Pick which one u want bowling at this time u dont work tomorrow? Its getting late young lady lol u having fun
Sweet, it looks like I get to pick out which ring I want. I think a ring of glibness should do the trick, +30 to my bluff checks will ensure this blog continues. Forget about that work comment there's more important things to note. Now here comes something I did not expect, I am supposedly a young lady. For the record I am not, nor have I ever been a young lady. This is hardly worth laughing out loud about. I guess I can rule out possibly knowing this person now. Hmmph, well I'm not having fun anymore!
Message Sent:
I will paint this town red! Might as well because I AM the ruler of the night! :/
Ok, I don't ignore the work comment. I embrace my position as guardian of the darkness, keeper of the shadows, the one and only ruler of the night. The red I paint across this town is that of the blood of my victims, specifically those who say that I am a young lady. I'm coming for you random texter!
Message Received:
Ok u dont work how much u drink to day its?raining outside drive carefully ok its dark
Drinking? I'm not some sort of vampire, I gather the blood of my victims through good old fashioned stab wounds. And I do work, just not professionally. Sometimes you just have to do what you enjoy and not worry about money, or driving carefully in the dark and stormy night.
But then I have a change of heart. I've strung this poor person along for quite some time, much longer than I'd ever imagined. Do I want to be responsible for the troubles I am causing anymore? No, it's time to end this. I apologize to my readers, but this is the end of Uneasy Face.
Message Sent:
Ok this has gone on long enough. Im sorry but I am a random stranger just playing along :/
There it is done. Straightforward enough that it should shed light on all the previous nonsense that was sent. I have no regrets, what's done is done. Thank you all for reading. :/
Message Received:
Ok this not nice u joking me its u
Sigh, I wish I could say I'm surprised. I know how difficult it is to believe that all of my previous messages were the ramblings of a bored blogger being as ridiculous as possible. Fine, be that way.
Message Sent:
I am such a kidder always pranking around :/
Yep that's me, just pulling a prank. Sorry random texter but I've tried to free you from this madness twice now and still you insist that I am your friend. It looks like the dance continues. :/
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Tonight on a Very Special Uneasy Face
So here we are again to delve into the maddening world of mistaken text messaging. Last time I told you the conversation took an unexpected twist. Immediately after my comments on boats came a curve ball. Note: Be prepared for a lot of two part messages.
Message Received:
Tida ask me to go over her house again because kim came over arent they tired of this I cant go every weekend I have kids I think about my family I cant
Message Received:
just drink every weekend this is to much I just dont want to answer my phone anymore I tired still not growing up yet
First of all where did that come from, I was talking about my love of boats! Second of all, this person has a family? Kids as in a multitude of offspring? And there's drinking involved? I'm getting in too deep here, I've got to somehow get even more ridiculous so this person realizes they have the wrong number.
Message Sent:
Ok I know how hard it is, but I'm from the future. Don't get on that helicopter! You'll understand soon. :/
This one might be crossing the line. It's just so completely random that at least this person will have to question if I'm at all sane. Of course if by some coincidence this person was scheduled for helicopter lessons or something that was destined to go awry I may have just saved a life.
Message Received:
What u mean I think I know whar u mean but still tell of the meaning
...Whaaaaaaat? Seriously!? There is no possible way that you could even begin to think you know what I mean!! I'm at a loss. This person is truly remarkable. Alright, better pull it together and pretend that was some kind of analogy that relates to the topic at hand.
Message Sent:
The helicopter represents drinking. If it spirals out of control you will explode! Think of the children :/
Perfect save. That is one damn fine analogy if I do say so myself. And that uneasy face does a damn fine job of bringing out the urgency of the danger those children are in from that helicopter explosion. A damn fine helicopter explosion.
Message Received:
Of course my kids come first not the dam drinking and I dont have that kind of money I work hard before I spend I pay me bill first not partying every we
Message Received:
ekend I get sick and tird if I want to drink I will drink at home
Ok now I think I've offended this person. Apparently any implication that a person's children come second to crazy drinking sprees causes them to get defensive. Who knew? I better smooth things over and show that I care.
Message Sent:
I know you are doing right. I just like analogies, and boats :/
A little reassurance goes a long way and analogies are the tram that aid you on that journey. Also I really need to drive my point across that I enjoy myself a good boat every now and then. That uneasy face is my reaction to this person just not understanding my needs.
Message Received:
Have fun ok and thanks for everything that u have done and be there for and when are your parent celebration for them in spring?
Hmm, it seems my natural charms and friendly nature are just too strong. I've managed to help this person through a problem they were having even while being a jackass. I suppose at least I can rest easy knowing I've done my good deed for the day. But that last part worries me, what parent celebration am I supposed to know about in the spring? I certainly don't want to be responsible for this person missing out on a parent celebration.
Message Received:
Way are you not sleeping yet? Talking to someone specially ha? Don't forget about the ring ok
I don't even have time to respond before I am bombarded with even more questions! This particular portion of the conversation took place at around 9:46 pm, so apparently I'm usually sleeping at this time. I'll have to come up with a reason for that. The next question I find amusing because I assume someone 'specially ha' means someone hilarious. I was talking to you! Are you hilarious? There's your answer. And now a ring is involved, one that I'm not to forget. Perhaps I'm supposed to keep it secret, keep it safe? Perhaps I'm in charge of maintaining a wrestling match? Perhaps I'm going to die in seven days?
Will I give the details regarding my parent celebration? Will I reveal why I wasn't sleeping? Will I forget about the ring? Find out next time in "Celebrations Ring True" or "The Easy End of Uneasy Face"! :/
Message Received:
Tida ask me to go over her house again because kim came over arent they tired of this I cant go every weekend I have kids I think about my family I cant
Message Received:
just drink every weekend this is to much I just dont want to answer my phone anymore I tired still not growing up yet
First of all where did that come from, I was talking about my love of boats! Second of all, this person has a family? Kids as in a multitude of offspring? And there's drinking involved? I'm getting in too deep here, I've got to somehow get even more ridiculous so this person realizes they have the wrong number.
Message Sent:
Ok I know how hard it is, but I'm from the future. Don't get on that helicopter! You'll understand soon. :/
This one might be crossing the line. It's just so completely random that at least this person will have to question if I'm at all sane. Of course if by some coincidence this person was scheduled for helicopter lessons or something that was destined to go awry I may have just saved a life.
Message Received:
What u mean I think I know whar u mean but still tell of the meaning
...Whaaaaaaat? Seriously!? There is no possible way that you could even begin to think you know what I mean!! I'm at a loss. This person is truly remarkable. Alright, better pull it together and pretend that was some kind of analogy that relates to the topic at hand.
Message Sent:
The helicopter represents drinking. If it spirals out of control you will explode! Think of the children :/
Perfect save. That is one damn fine analogy if I do say so myself. And that uneasy face does a damn fine job of bringing out the urgency of the danger those children are in from that helicopter explosion. A damn fine helicopter explosion.
Message Received:
Of course my kids come first not the dam drinking and I dont have that kind of money I work hard before I spend I pay me bill first not partying every we
Message Received:
ekend I get sick and tird if I want to drink I will drink at home
Ok now I think I've offended this person. Apparently any implication that a person's children come second to crazy drinking sprees causes them to get defensive. Who knew? I better smooth things over and show that I care.
Message Sent:
I know you are doing right. I just like analogies, and boats :/
A little reassurance goes a long way and analogies are the tram that aid you on that journey. Also I really need to drive my point across that I enjoy myself a good boat every now and then. That uneasy face is my reaction to this person just not understanding my needs.
Message Received:
Have fun ok and thanks for everything that u have done and be there for and when are your parent celebration for them in spring?
Hmm, it seems my natural charms and friendly nature are just too strong. I've managed to help this person through a problem they were having even while being a jackass. I suppose at least I can rest easy knowing I've done my good deed for the day. But that last part worries me, what parent celebration am I supposed to know about in the spring? I certainly don't want to be responsible for this person missing out on a parent celebration.
Message Received:
Way are you not sleeping yet? Talking to someone specially ha? Don't forget about the ring ok
I don't even have time to respond before I am bombarded with even more questions! This particular portion of the conversation took place at around 9:46 pm, so apparently I'm usually sleeping at this time. I'll have to come up with a reason for that. The next question I find amusing because I assume someone 'specially ha' means someone hilarious. I was talking to you! Are you hilarious? There's your answer. And now a ring is involved, one that I'm not to forget. Perhaps I'm supposed to keep it secret, keep it safe? Perhaps I'm in charge of maintaining a wrestling match? Perhaps I'm going to die in seven days?
Will I give the details regarding my parent celebration? Will I reveal why I wasn't sleeping? Will I forget about the ring? Find out next time in "Celebrations Ring True" or "The Easy End of Uneasy Face"! :/
Thursday, November 5, 2009
I'm on a Boat! :/
Things have been slow with Uneasy Face these days, nothing exciting worth posting about just one text about an updated number.
Message Received:
This is my new number ok
##########
I'm not going to go releasing this poor person's number to the internet, that'd be dastardly. So I just left it at that, not sure how to respond or if I even wanted to. I decided just to wait and see what fate would bring.
Message Received:
Hi what are doing on the weekend u want to come over the weekend on saturday for diner I call ra if u come no tida
Well it looks like fate wants more ridiculous messaging. Clearly this weekend presents an interesting opportunity to enjoy a meal with this mystery texter and friend, but not tida the warlock. Also clearly I can't actually do such a thing as that is outrageous.
Message Sent:
Cant come the weekend, I'll be on the boat with Greg :/
Ok this one involves a little backstory. Long ago I received another random text that did not provide any manner of hilarious blog potential.
Message of Yore:
hey it greg from the boat. lizanne gave me ur number. I think u should let me take u out sometime
So I decide to use this opportunity to tie my accidental text messages together. Perhaps this date with Greg is what my mystery texter was inquiring about. Wouldn't that be something? Yes, it'd be something disturbing and incredibly bizarre.
Message Received:
Ok u dont love me I have your diet pill I will drop it off for in the kitchen ok have fun and behaviar
Well now here I've gone and upset this person who I think is passive aggressively implying that I'm fat. The nerve! I better reply back with a message that shows that I can have all the behaviar I want while still showing that I care.
Message Sent:
Hey now my love is endless. You know I CAN'T RESIST BOATS! :/
Bam, the perfect balance of sweet and sour. Who could stay mad at someone with endless love...an endless love of boats! I had to capitalize to show that I was actually shouting this comment as I typed it. And while I was not at all uneasy about this text I had to add it to the end to show how the recipient should respond to reading my passionate message.
This conversation continued on, if you can believe it, but took an unexpected turn after this. And after that twist came a few more that you'll never even see coming. But you will see them forth coming, maybe even fifth coming. :/
Message Received:
This is my new number ok
##########
I'm not going to go releasing this poor person's number to the internet, that'd be dastardly. So I just left it at that, not sure how to respond or if I even wanted to. I decided just to wait and see what fate would bring.
Message Received:
Hi what are doing on the weekend u want to come over the weekend on saturday for diner I call ra if u come no tida
Well it looks like fate wants more ridiculous messaging. Clearly this weekend presents an interesting opportunity to enjoy a meal with this mystery texter and friend, but not tida the warlock. Also clearly I can't actually do such a thing as that is outrageous.
Message Sent:
Cant come the weekend, I'll be on the boat with Greg :/
Ok this one involves a little backstory. Long ago I received another random text that did not provide any manner of hilarious blog potential.
Message of Yore:
hey it greg from the boat. lizanne gave me ur number. I think u should let me take u out sometime
So I decide to use this opportunity to tie my accidental text messages together. Perhaps this date with Greg is what my mystery texter was inquiring about. Wouldn't that be something? Yes, it'd be something disturbing and incredibly bizarre.
Message Received:
Ok u dont love me I have your diet pill I will drop it off for in the kitchen ok have fun and behaviar
Well now here I've gone and upset this person who I think is passive aggressively implying that I'm fat. The nerve! I better reply back with a message that shows that I can have all the behaviar I want while still showing that I care.
Message Sent:
Hey now my love is endless. You know I CAN'T RESIST BOATS! :/
Bam, the perfect balance of sweet and sour. Who could stay mad at someone with endless love...an endless love of boats! I had to capitalize to show that I was actually shouting this comment as I typed it. And while I was not at all uneasy about this text I had to add it to the end to show how the recipient should respond to reading my passionate message.
This conversation continued on, if you can believe it, but took an unexpected turn after this. And after that twist came a few more that you'll never even see coming. But you will see them forth coming, maybe even fifth coming. :/
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Turtle Power!
After some deliberation I decided I would just send increasingly ridiculous messages until the problem takes care of itself.
Message Sent:
Sorry I didnt call I am partying with the turtle :/
Honestly, I'm not even sure what that means. With the uneasy face it's uncertain whether or not partying with the turtle is a positive or negative experience, so I'll leave it open to interpretation.
Message Received:
Ok u having fun with the turtle I just at home doing nothing just want to know u ok that
Maybe this person has their own blog and are playing along for more exciting posts? Perhaps I stumbled upon a secret code word or 'turtle' is the nickname of a 'mutual' friend? I'm just going to assume they're just going with the flow because they're bored. I'd better keep it interesting then!
Message Sent:
Honestly that turtle really wallops a party. They are nature's ninja after all :/
I am, of course, basing my knowledge of nature's ninjas on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They might actually be unnatural abominations but God help me they are radical. Also I hear Michaelangelo is a party dude, which further backs my claims.
I've got no more time to talk now because Raphael wants to check his email. Kind of rude but it's okay, he's cool. :/
Message Sent:
Sorry I didnt call I am partying with the turtle :/
Honestly, I'm not even sure what that means. With the uneasy face it's uncertain whether or not partying with the turtle is a positive or negative experience, so I'll leave it open to interpretation.
Message Received:
Ok u having fun with the turtle I just at home doing nothing just want to know u ok that
Maybe this person has their own blog and are playing along for more exciting posts? Perhaps I stumbled upon a secret code word or 'turtle' is the nickname of a 'mutual' friend? I'm just going to assume they're just going with the flow because they're bored. I'd better keep it interesting then!
Message Sent:
Honestly that turtle really wallops a party. They are nature's ninja after all :/
I am, of course, basing my knowledge of nature's ninjas on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They might actually be unnatural abominations but God help me they are radical. Also I hear Michaelangelo is a party dude, which further backs my claims.
I've got no more time to talk now because Raphael wants to check his email. Kind of rude but it's okay, he's cool. :/
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Voice of Unreason
I thought it was done. I thought that my ridiculous uneasy-faced comments would finally free me from this rogue caller hell bent on believing that I am their friend. But alas, here we are again. This time it was not just a text message, but a full fledged voice message.
Voice Message Received:
Hey youuu, call me back!
The tone was friendly and direct. Nothing uneasy about this!
What? Why? You went through my voice message and assuredly heard that I am not the person you think I am. Maybe they didn't bother to listen to the recording and just left a message all willy-nilly like.
Unless! Unless it turns out I do know this person. Maybe I have a long forgotten friend who is trying to become reaquainted. But why would they ask how my date went... I haven't had any recent dates to inquire about.
Unless! Unless it was referring to date as the food. But how would this person know I'd been eating dates? Also there is the fact that I haven't eaten any dates recently either.
Well, I'm stumped. I can't possibly leave a voice message in reply as it is nearly impossible to convey an uneasy face vocally over the phone. Maybe if I ignore it then it'll go away? :/
Voice Message Received:
Hey youuu, call me back!
The tone was friendly and direct. Nothing uneasy about this!
What? Why? You went through my voice message and assuredly heard that I am not the person you think I am. Maybe they didn't bother to listen to the recording and just left a message all willy-nilly like.
Unless! Unless it turns out I do know this person. Maybe I have a long forgotten friend who is trying to become reaquainted. But why would they ask how my date went... I haven't had any recent dates to inquire about.
Unless! Unless it was referring to date as the food. But how would this person know I'd been eating dates? Also there is the fact that I haven't eaten any dates recently either.
Well, I'm stumped. I can't possibly leave a voice message in reply as it is nearly impossible to convey an uneasy face vocally over the phone. Maybe if I ignore it then it'll go away? :/
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Uneasy Face to Face
There comes a time when everyone must (uneasy) face their inner demons. This is not that time. In fact, it is not even close to that time. This is a time when a random text message conversation continues against all odds.
Message Received:
Hi what are doing I am bored that am texting
Well now, it seems this person cannot help but seek out my enthralling text messages to satiate their entertainment needs. At least I assume that is what is meant by this garbled cornucopia of words.
Message Sent:
Im just chillin like a villain. Also pasta eating! :/
I try and play it cool by announcing my 'chillin' state. I don't want to appear too cold, however, and thus I allude to the previous burning pasta incident to heat things up. Icy cold to dull the text then hot to relax it away. Then uneasy face to bring back that comforting familiarity that has been established.
Hours pass and no response. I can only wonder if I've done something wrong. Maybe it's...oh of course. I know what I've done. My downfall lie in comparing myself to a villain, which could possibly be misconstrued as a likeness to this person's warlock nemesis. I'd better put right this wrong and hope I'm not too late!
Message Sent:
Sorry, didnt mean to imply your warlock friend :/
There, all smoothed over. The uneasy face shows how difficult it is to apologize for such an incredible misunderstanding. I can only pray that I will be forgiven and, in time, we can both look back on this and text 'lol' :/
Message Received:
Hi what are doing I am bored that am texting
Well now, it seems this person cannot help but seek out my enthralling text messages to satiate their entertainment needs. At least I assume that is what is meant by this garbled cornucopia of words.
Message Sent:
Im just chillin like a villain. Also pasta eating! :/
I try and play it cool by announcing my 'chillin' state. I don't want to appear too cold, however, and thus I allude to the previous burning pasta incident to heat things up. Icy cold to dull the text then hot to relax it away. Then uneasy face to bring back that comforting familiarity that has been established.
Hours pass and no response. I can only wonder if I've done something wrong. Maybe it's...oh of course. I know what I've done. My downfall lie in comparing myself to a villain, which could possibly be misconstrued as a likeness to this person's warlock nemesis. I'd better put right this wrong and hope I'm not too late!
Message Sent:
Sorry, didnt mean to imply your warlock friend :/
There, all smoothed over. The uneasy face shows how difficult it is to apologize for such an incredible misunderstanding. I can only pray that I will be forgiven and, in time, we can both look back on this and text 'lol' :/
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Saga Continues
Last we left our hero (me), the mistaken correspondence had reached a dramatic conclusion. Or so it was thought anyway! It turns out that events far greater than could be imagined were occurring to cause the alignment of another unprecedented text message.
Message Received:
Ok you forgot me already tks so how your date everything ok
Whaaaaa? Could it be that someone has actually believed my incredible fabrications but does not acknowledge my final message as being true?! Well then it appears it has been decided. This conversation was destined to take place!
Message Sent:
Id never forget Im just foolin around. everything went fine what you up to :/
A quick retraction to cover my tracks, of course I know what's going on! This couldn't possibly be a wrong number that's just been screwing with you. Let's find out more about this mystery person. Adding an uneasy face is a must to show that this is serious business.
Message Received:
Nothing much that good to hear everything going well with u as for me tida don't call me anymore because her old friend is back her name is kim u remember
Alright, this person has bought my clever ruse. Now there are some names that can be used to add to the shambling lie that is this conversation. I'll put those in my pocket for later.
Message Received:
her let be it wont last
The end of the previous message has arrived. I'm not exactly sure it was needed except for the added statement of hope that a rival friendship fails. Clearly this person is in need of some kind words from a friend. Looks like it's up to me to pretend to be there in this time of need.
Message Sent:
Tale as old as time my friend. She will see the error of her dark ways :/
Starting with a statement that shows I can relate is a must. Then I might as well back that up by implying that this Tida person is some sort of menacing warlock. And let's toss an uneasy face on the end there to show that I am no fan of menacing warlocks.
Message Received:
I dont care anymore
Hmm, that's unfortunate. This person has written off their warlock friend and has fallen into a saddened state I assume. Time to stop fooling around, time to show that I am a compassionate person, time to give 'em the ol' uneasy face!
Message Sent:
Im sorry, i hope unending glee finds you :/
There now I can rest easy knowing that I've comforted a stranger that has been assuming I'm their friend or something. It doesn't get any better than that, probably. My good deed for the day is done and I can go home confident that I've made the world a better place. And add an uneasy face to toss a cherry on that already delicious sundae that are my comforting words.
Will this end here? Will the mystery texter find that unending glee and face off against the master of the dark arts that was once called friend? We'll have to wait and see. Only time will tell what lies ahead. :/
Message Received:
Ok you forgot me already tks so how your date everything ok
Whaaaaa? Could it be that someone has actually believed my incredible fabrications but does not acknowledge my final message as being true?! Well then it appears it has been decided. This conversation was destined to take place!
Message Sent:
Id never forget Im just foolin around. everything went fine what you up to :/
A quick retraction to cover my tracks, of course I know what's going on! This couldn't possibly be a wrong number that's just been screwing with you. Let's find out more about this mystery person. Adding an uneasy face is a must to show that this is serious business.
Message Received:
Nothing much that good to hear everything going well with u as for me tida don't call me anymore because her old friend is back her name is kim u remember
Alright, this person has bought my clever ruse. Now there are some names that can be used to add to the shambling lie that is this conversation. I'll put those in my pocket for later.
Message Received:
her let be it wont last
The end of the previous message has arrived. I'm not exactly sure it was needed except for the added statement of hope that a rival friendship fails. Clearly this person is in need of some kind words from a friend. Looks like it's up to me to pretend to be there in this time of need.
Message Sent:
Tale as old as time my friend. She will see the error of her dark ways :/
Starting with a statement that shows I can relate is a must. Then I might as well back that up by implying that this Tida person is some sort of menacing warlock. And let's toss an uneasy face on the end there to show that I am no fan of menacing warlocks.
Message Received:
I dont care anymore
Hmm, that's unfortunate. This person has written off their warlock friend and has fallen into a saddened state I assume. Time to stop fooling around, time to show that I am a compassionate person, time to give 'em the ol' uneasy face!
Message Sent:
Im sorry, i hope unending glee finds you :/
There now I can rest easy knowing that I've comforted a stranger that has been assuming I'm their friend or something. It doesn't get any better than that, probably. My good deed for the day is done and I can go home confident that I've made the world a better place. And add an uneasy face to toss a cherry on that already delicious sundae that are my comforting words.
Will this end here? Will the mystery texter find that unending glee and face off against the master of the dark arts that was once called friend? We'll have to wait and see. Only time will tell what lies ahead. :/
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Uneasy Face Begins
It began as most things do, a randomly sent text message received at a time of whimsical merriment. This accidental incident was an opportunity not to be taken lightly, and thus a blog had to be formed.
Message received:
Hi my dear how are u doing havent hear from u are ok how your date call me when u have time ok
What's this, a sudden inquiry about a date from an unknown number? Well now this can only end in disaster if not handled just right.
Message sent:
Didnt go so well, dont think shes gonna make it :/
Nothing says 'you have the wrong number' like a comment implying something terrible has happened. And if this vague reply wasn't enough then the uneasy face following it should certainly seal the deal.
Message received:
What u mean are u ok
This person is now concerned that this date of mine took a turn for the worst. Not wanting to cause unnecessary worry in a stranger a reassuring reply had to be sent immediately.
Message sent:
Im a little burnt and the pasta was too hot but overall great :/
There, now everything is explained. It was a simple miscommunication, turns out everything is fine apart from an ambiguous pasta burn. Better toss an uneasy face in there just to make sure the message is clear. Perfect.
Message received:
Hi my dear how are u doing havent hear from u are ok how your date call me when u have time ok
What's this, a sudden inquiry about a date from an unknown number? Well now this can only end in disaster if not handled just right.
Message sent:
Didnt go so well, dont think shes gonna make it :/
Nothing says 'you have the wrong number' like a comment implying something terrible has happened. And if this vague reply wasn't enough then the uneasy face following it should certainly seal the deal.
Message received:
What u mean are u ok
This person is now concerned that this date of mine took a turn for the worst. Not wanting to cause unnecessary worry in a stranger a reassuring reply had to be sent immediately.
Message sent:
Im a little burnt and the pasta was too hot but overall great :/
There, now everything is explained. It was a simple miscommunication, turns out everything is fine apart from an ambiguous pasta burn. Better toss an uneasy face in there just to make sure the message is clear. Perfect.
Message Sent:
Oops! Im so sorry, I thought you were my friend paul :/
Hearing no further reply I figured it'd be best to end this on good terms. I send a comment that shows that a miscommunication has taken place with an apology for any emotional trauma I may have caused. Now I've set things right and can sleep with a clean conscience.
Oops! Im so sorry, I thought you were my friend paul :/
Hearing no further reply I figured it'd be best to end this on good terms. I send a comment that shows that a miscommunication has taken place with an apology for any emotional trauma I may have caused. Now I've set things right and can sleep with a clean conscience.
Some part of me had regrets that I ended something that might have been truly special. I cut short what could have been a long and ridiculous journey of words between strangers. But it was over now, I did what had to be done.
Little did I know, this journey had only just begun. :/
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