The Saga Continues

Last we left our hero (me), the mistaken correspondence had reached a dramatic conclusion. Or so it was thought anyway! It turns out that events far greater than could be imagined were occurring to cause the alignment of another unprecedented text message.


Message Received:
Ok you forgot me already tks so how your date everything ok

Whaaaaa? Could it be that someone has actually believed my incredible fabrications but does not acknowledge my final message as being true?! Well then it appears it has been decided. This conversation was destined to take place!

Message Sent:
Id never forget Im just foolin around. everything went fine what you up to :/

A quick retraction to cover my tracks, of course I know what's going on! This couldn't possibly be a wrong number that's just been screwing with you. Let's find out more about this mystery person. Adding an uneasy face is a must to show that this is serious business.

Message Received:
Nothing much that good to hear everything going well with u as for me tida don't call me anymore because her old friend is back her name is kim u remember

Alright, this person has bought my clever ruse. Now there are some names that can be used to add to the shambling lie that is this conversation. I'll put those in my pocket for later.

Message Received:
her let be it wont last

The end of the previous message has arrived. I'm not exactly sure it was needed except for the added statement of hope that a rival friendship fails. Clearly this person is in need of some kind words from a friend. Looks like it's up to me to pretend to be there in this time of need.

Message Sent:
Tale as old as time my friend. She will see the error of her dark ways :/

Starting with a statement that shows I can relate is a must. Then I might as well back that up by implying that this Tida person is some sort of menacing warlock. And let's toss an uneasy face on the end there to show that I am no fan of menacing warlocks.

Message Received:
I dont care anymore

Hmm, that's unfortunate. This person has written off their warlock friend and has fallen into a saddened state I assume. Time to stop fooling around, time to show that I am a compassionate person, time to give 'em the ol' uneasy face!

Message Sent:
Im sorry, i hope unending glee finds you :/

There now I can rest easy knowing that I've comforted a stranger that has been assuming I'm their friend or something. It doesn't get any better than that, probably. My good deed for the day is done and I can go home confident that I've made the world a better place. And add an uneasy face to toss a cherry on that already delicious sundae that are my comforting words.

Will this end here? Will the mystery texter find that unending glee and face off against the master of the dark arts that was once called friend? We'll have to wait and see. Only time will tell what lies ahead. :/