Turtle Power!

After some deliberation I decided I would just send increasingly ridiculous messages until the problem takes care of itself.

Message Sent:
Sorry I didnt call I am partying with the turtle :/

Honestly, I'm not even sure what that means. With the uneasy face it's uncertain whether or not partying with the turtle is a positive or negative experience, so I'll leave it open to interpretation.

Message Received:
Ok u having fun with the turtle I just at home doing nothing just want to know u ok that

Maybe this person has their own blog and are playing along for more exciting posts? Perhaps I stumbled upon a secret code word or 'turtle' is the nickname of a 'mutual' friend? I'm just going to assume they're just going with the flow because they're bored. I'd better keep it interesting then!

Message Sent:
Honestly that turtle really wallops a party. They are nature's ninja after all :/

I am, of course, basing my knowledge of nature's ninjas on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They might actually be unnatural abominations but God help me they are radical. Also I hear Michaelangelo is a party dude, which further backs my claims.


I've got no more time to talk now because Raphael wants to check his email. Kind of rude but it's okay, he's cool. :/