I'm on a Boat! :/

Things have been slow with Uneasy Face these days, nothing exciting worth posting about just one text about an updated number.

Message Received:
This is my new number ok
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I'm not going to go releasing this poor person's number to the internet, that'd be dastardly. So I just left it at that, not sure how to respond or if I even wanted to. I decided just to wait and see what fate would bring.

Message Received:
Hi what are doing on the weekend u want to come over the weekend on saturday for diner I call ra if u come no tida

Well it looks like fate wants more ridiculous messaging. Clearly this weekend presents an interesting opportunity to enjoy a meal with this mystery texter and friend, but not tida the warlock. Also clearly I can't actually do such a thing as that is outrageous.


Message Sent:
Cant come the weekend, I'll be on the boat with Greg :/

Ok this one involves a little backstory. Long ago I received another random text that did not provide any manner of hilarious blog potential.

Message of Yore:
hey it greg from the boat. lizanne gave me ur number. I think u should let me take u out sometime

So I decide to use this opportunity to tie my accidental text messages together. Perhaps this date with Greg is what my mystery texter was inquiring about. Wouldn't that be something? Yes, it'd be something disturbing and incredibly bizarre.

Message Received:
Ok u dont love me I have your diet pill I will drop it off for in the kitchen ok have fun and behaviar

Well now here I've gone and upset this person who I think is passive aggressively implying that I'm fat. The nerve! I better reply back with a message that shows that I can have all the behaviar I want while still showing that I care.

Message Sent:
Hey now my love is endless. You know I CAN'T RESIST BOATS! :/

Bam, the perfect balance of sweet and sour. Who could stay mad at someone with endless love...an endless love of boats! I had to capitalize to show that I was actually shouting this comment as I typed it. And while I was not at all uneasy about this text I had to add it to the end to show how the recipient should respond to reading my passionate message.

This conversation continued on, if you can believe it, but took an unexpected turn after this. And after that twist came a few more that you'll never even see coming. But you will see them forth coming, maybe even fifth coming. :/