The Easy End of Uneasy Face

Last time on Uneasy Face:

Message Received:
Have fun ok and thanks for everything that u have done and be there for and when are your parent celebration for them in spring?

Message Received:
Way are you not sleeping yet? Talking to someone specially ha? Don't forget about the ring ok

I now present to you tonight's installment of Uneasy Face.

Message Sent:
I am bowling now. Not sure what you mean about my parents or ring? Am I marrying them? :/

I decide to play it honest, because I was in fact bowling at the time. And while I'm being honest I should admit I don't know anything about parent celebrations or rings. It's best to come clean here I think. It's also best to then imply something preposterous and tag on an uneasy face.

Message Received:
Pick which one u want bowling at this time u dont work tomorrow? Its getting late young lady lol u having fun

Sweet, it looks like I get to pick out which ring I want. I think a ring of glibness should do the trick, +30 to my bluff checks will ensure this blog continues. Forget about that work comment there's more important things to note. Now here comes something I did not expect, I am supposedly a young lady. For the record I am not, nor have I ever been a young lady. This is hardly worth laughing out loud about. I guess I can rule out possibly knowing this person now. Hmmph, well I'm not having fun anymore!

Message Sent:
I will paint this town red! Might as well because I AM the ruler of the night! :/

Ok, I don't ignore the work comment. I embrace my position as guardian of the darkness, keeper of the shadows, the one and only ruler of the night. The red I paint across this town is that of the blood of my victims, specifically those who say that I am a young lady. I'm coming for you random texter!

Message Received:
Ok u dont work how much u drink to day its?raining outside drive carefully ok its dark

Drinking? I'm not some sort of vampire, I gather the blood of my victims through good old fashioned stab wounds. And I do work, just not professionally. Sometimes you just have to do what you enjoy and not worry about money, or driving carefully in the dark and stormy night.

But then I have a change of heart. I've strung this poor person along for quite some time, much longer than I'd ever imagined. Do I want to be responsible for the troubles I am causing anymore? No, it's time to end this. I apologize to my readers, but this is the end of Uneasy Face.

Message Sent:
Ok this has gone on long enough. Im sorry but I am a random stranger just playing along :/

There it is done. Straightforward enough that it should shed light on all the previous nonsense that was sent. I have no regrets, what's done is done. Thank you all for reading. :/








Message Received:
Ok this not nice u joking me its u

Sigh, I wish I could say I'm surprised. I know how difficult it is to believe that all of my previous messages were the ramblings of a bored blogger being as ridiculous as possible. Fine, be that way.

Message Sent:
I am such a kidder always pranking around :/

Yep that's me, just pulling a prank. Sorry random texter but I've tried to free you from this madness twice now and still you insist that I am your friend. It looks like the dance continues. :/