I thought it was done. I thought that my ridiculous uneasy-faced comments would finally free me from this rogue caller hell bent on believing that I am their friend. But alas, here we are again. This time it was not just a text message, but a full fledged voice message.
Voice Message Received:
Hey youuu, call me back!
The tone was friendly and direct. Nothing uneasy about this!
What? Why? You went through my voice message and assuredly heard that I am not the person you think I am. Maybe they didn't bother to listen to the recording and just left a message all willy-nilly like.
Unless! Unless it turns out I do know this person. Maybe I have a long forgotten friend who is trying to become reaquainted. But why would they ask how my date went... I haven't had any recent dates to inquire about.
Unless! Unless it was referring to date as the food. But how would this person know I'd been eating dates? Also there is the fact that I haven't eaten any dates recently either.
Well, I'm stumped. I can't possibly leave a voice message in reply as it is nearly impossible to convey an uneasy face vocally over the phone. Maybe if I ignore it then it'll go away? :/
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Will Ash become a pokemon master? Will Mario wake up from his strange dream where jumping on critters doesn't kill them? Do toads have eyes? How will we know unless you call them? How will uneasy face know that you have an uneasy face unless you say "uneasy face" every other sentence in the phone call?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's all just a trap and this other is fully operational...but you'll never know if you don't call...and more importantly, we won't either.
I forgot the most important part: communication. You can also say "uneasy face" at random points on the phone. I think that would let this person know exactly what you're trying to convey. :/
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