Top Gun 2: Uneasy Landing

Faithful readers of Uneasy Face will recall a previous discussion regarding Top Gun. Well Top Gun is back and it's definitely with a vengeance, an uneasy vengeance at that.

Message Received:
I got iced by a gooseman

This must be the most ridiculous text message I've ever received. If it had an uneasy face at the end of it I'd assume I sent it to me. I'm curious what a gooseman is though, it seems Tina is a little confused about her Top Gun characters.

Message Sent:
Oh no!! Was it during a game of beach volleyball? :/

I'll run with the Top Gun reference, though shoddy it may have been. I also need to show that I am outraged that anyone would ice poor Tina, especially a gooseman.

Message Received:
Yes...only the beach was a restaurant and the ball was a man.

So it was during a game of restaurant volleyman? It's beginning to sound like a terrible Megaman game, first Gooseman and now Volleyman. Guess I'd better just roll with it.

Message Sent:
Awww, don't worry about it, plenty of non Val Kilmers in the sea :/

I feel bad for Tina, being iced in a game of restaurant volleyman by a gooseman, not even Val Kilmer would be that cruel. I know she can uneasily do better than that.

Message Received:
Val as in valery? What kind of girl do you think I am?

What? I'm really tired of her not understanding what I'm talking about. I highly doubt she even knows someone named Valery Kilmer. I think she's a lying girl!

Message Sent:
Val as in Val Kilmer. He played Iceman in Top Gun, but that's not important now. How are you? :/

I'll explain myself again, but I'm not going to like it. I'm going to change the subject because even I'm tired of talking about Val Kilmer now.

Message Received:
Now I feel silly. I never was good with actors names. Im okay but a little jaded. The guy was a jerk. he tried to poor ice down the back of my blouse.

Now everything makes sense. She wasn't confused before, she was actually iced by a gooseman! That really is ridiculous.

Message Sent:
Wow so literally iced. That is ridiculous. Don't worry about fools like that, they use ice because they aren't cool :/

I have to state how ridiculous it is, I'm so perplexed by how someone could be so ridiculous in real life. Being ridiculous via texts is much more acceptable. I'll throw in a terrible pun to show how uneasy this all seems.

Message Received:
Yes. Ice man later asked me out. I was glad that i got the chance to shoot him down.

Wow, a fantastic comeback. I am speechless, simply speechless. Bravo, Tina. I can't even respond to that it is so good.


There you have it, more ridiculous texts as the result of actual ridiculous events erroneously reported to me. Will there be more Top Gun references? Only time will tell! :/