Hey everyone, today's episode gets into the holiday spirit of the recently passed birthday of America! I figured it was close enough to the holidays that my references would be clear, but apparently Tina just doesn't get my styles. Let's watch.
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Watching a documentary on aliens. Do you think aliens exist?
A documentary about aliens? I think we actually need concrete proof of aliens before we can go claiming to have documentaries. Unless she's talking about the ones stealing all our jobs. Either way it's time to give the ol' American spirit to her!
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Aliens are already amongst us. Independence Day is a good documentary! :/
They are picking our fruit and cleaning our urinals. But in case she means outer space aliens, I'll reference a classic movie, it seems to be something we do now. It's not a documentary, but maybe she doesn't know that?
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They made a documentary about july 4?
Always on the ball as usual. Yes, I'm talking about the documentary about July 4th that has nothing to do with the subject at hand, which is ALIENS! C'mon now, Tina, use your head. Get in the game and ride the same wavelength as me.
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When Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved the world! :/
Looks like I'll spell it out for her. I think if there ever was an alien invasion these two would actually be the people I would want furthest from the alien mothership. Someone needs to make classy movies for future generations. I'd like to see these two work together again. Look at me, now I'm rambling. This is what happens when I'm forced to explain myself. It makes me so uneasy.
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Oh the movie yes that was good
Yes, yes it was a good movie. I have nothing further to say about this. I'm just going to leave this one alone. There's really nothing that can be said without flipping off the handle. And this guy is going to stay right on that handle, keeping it securely unflipped. For now at least.
Don't worry folks, I've got a back log of all this nonsense. Tina and Paul are tight and my Paul impression is spot-on so there's more to come. Now go watch Independence Day. Or Top Gun. Well, probably not Top Gun. :/
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