Another fun filled time of uneasy reading. I hope everyone is ready because this time I am declared the winner. That's right, I win.
Message Received:
You have won I admit.
Yay, I win! Take that everyone else. I'm glad Tina is finally ready to admit this.
Message Received:
I watched Return of the Jedi to Rifftrax yesterday
Is this related to me winning? I guess so since it was sent before I could even respond. But I didn't get to watch RotJ, so it sure doesn't feel like I won.
Message Sent:
What did I win? A TROPHY!? Rifftrax is pretty great, was it GREAT!? :/
I'm curious now, what exactly did I win? I hope it's a trophy, that would be sweet. Rifftrax is pretty great and not getting to see it too makes me uneasy.
Message Received:
Great like your mom teehee
I'm not really sure what this means. Knowing nothing about Paul's mom I have to assume it is pretty great.
Message Sent:
That is pretty great. But really what did I win? :/
I'll let her know that I think Paul's mom is pretty great. But the burning question remains, what did I win? Seriously, not knowing makes me so uneasy!
Message Received:
A text from me and a cookie... but you have to come here to get it ;}
That's the worst prize I've ever heard. Not even a trophy and I have to track her down to get the cookie? And then to top it off she tosses winky weird smile face at me.
Message Sent:
Sweeeeet. I'll get that cookie someday :/
Time to pull out the old bluff hat, dust it off, and wear it like a pro. Sure, sweet prize and I'll get it. That's almost believable? Not even the uneasy face believes that.
Message Received:
Yay! Theres a pie in the fridge too.
Phew, she bought it. And she even upped the ante by throwing a pie into the deal! Lesson learned, lying works.
Message Sent:
Throw it at a face! :/
But no time to worry about pies as prize, but time to see how pies will fly! I have to jazz this up, maybe clown antics can even further up the ante.
Message Received:
I feel uneasy about this...maybe if it was bill gates though
Whoaaaaaaa, all that uneasy facing has finally made its mark! Tina feels uneasy about this, as well she should. But throwing a pie at Bill Gates? I guess that's fine.
Message Sent:
Uneasy face pie is the favorite of Bill Gates :/
Now seems like the perfect opportunity to drop the Uneasy face bomb directly into a text. This marks the first text to have uneasy face at the beginning and end of a message. Exciting, I know!
Note: I don't know if uneasy face pie is really the favorite of Bill Gates, so don't quote me on that.
Message Received:
Does it have fruit?
Ooh, another good set up. Let's watch as I knock it out of the park.
Message Sent:
It is apple, Macintosh apple! :/
Boom! That. Is. Outtahere! Thank you, thank you, I can feel your applause through the internet.
Message Received:
So u enjoying your apple pie?
Wait I'm confused. Has she suddenly mistaken Paul for Bill Gates?
Message Sent:
I thought you had the pie? IS THE PIE A LIE!? :/
My outrage is palpable. I need to get to the bottom of this possible uneasy pie conspiracy.
Message Received:
Pie is eaten. I do however have cake and icecream if you come here now. Stacey is 26
And now the pie is gone. Tina has crushed all of our dreams of throwing an uneasy face apple pie into the face of Bill Gates. Cake and ice cream though? I can get behind that I suppose. It's far less likely that the cake would be a lie. Also a special birthday greeting goes out to Stacey: Uneasy Birthday, Stacey! May the next 26 be as uneasy as the first.
Thanks for tuning in to Uneasy Face. It's been a lot of fun but now it's time to say goodbye. Not forever so don't you worry! It's just for a little while. Stay uneasy, folks. :/
Monday, August 9, 2010
Top Gun 2: Uneasy Landing
Faithful readers of Uneasy Face will recall a previous discussion regarding Top Gun. Well Top Gun is back and it's definitely with a vengeance, an uneasy vengeance at that.
Message Received:
I got iced by a gooseman
This must be the most ridiculous text message I've ever received. If it had an uneasy face at the end of it I'd assume I sent it to me. I'm curious what a gooseman is though, it seems Tina is a little confused about her Top Gun characters.
Message Sent:
Oh no!! Was it during a game of beach volleyball? :/
I'll run with the Top Gun reference, though shoddy it may have been. I also need to show that I am outraged that anyone would ice poor Tina, especially a gooseman.
Message Received:
Yes...only the beach was a restaurant and the ball was a man.
So it was during a game of restaurant volleyman? It's beginning to sound like a terrible Megaman game, first Gooseman and now Volleyman. Guess I'd better just roll with it.
Message Sent:
Awww, don't worry about it, plenty of non Val Kilmers in the sea :/
I feel bad for Tina, being iced in a game of restaurant volleyman by a gooseman, not even Val Kilmer would be that cruel. I know she can uneasily do better than that.
Message Received:
Val as in valery? What kind of girl do you think I am?
What? I'm really tired of her not understanding what I'm talking about. I highly doubt she even knows someone named Valery Kilmer. I think she's a lying girl!
Message Sent:
Val as in Val Kilmer. He played Iceman in Top Gun, but that's not important now. How are you? :/
I'll explain myself again, but I'm not going to like it. I'm going to change the subject because even I'm tired of talking about Val Kilmer now.
Message Received:
Now I feel silly. I never was good with actors names. Im okay but a little jaded. The guy was a jerk. he tried to poor ice down the back of my blouse.
Now everything makes sense. She wasn't confused before, she was actually iced by a gooseman! That really is ridiculous.
Message Sent:
Wow so literally iced. That is ridiculous. Don't worry about fools like that, they use ice because they aren't cool :/
I have to state how ridiculous it is, I'm so perplexed by how someone could be so ridiculous in real life. Being ridiculous via texts is much more acceptable. I'll throw in a terrible pun to show how uneasy this all seems.
Message Received:
Yes. Ice man later asked me out. I was glad that i got the chance to shoot him down.
Wow, a fantastic comeback. I am speechless, simply speechless. Bravo, Tina. I can't even respond to that it is so good.
There you have it, more ridiculous texts as the result of actual ridiculous events erroneously reported to me. Will there be more Top Gun references? Only time will tell! :/
Message Received:
I got iced by a gooseman
This must be the most ridiculous text message I've ever received. If it had an uneasy face at the end of it I'd assume I sent it to me. I'm curious what a gooseman is though, it seems Tina is a little confused about her Top Gun characters.
Message Sent:
Oh no!! Was it during a game of beach volleyball? :/
I'll run with the Top Gun reference, though shoddy it may have been. I also need to show that I am outraged that anyone would ice poor Tina, especially a gooseman.
Message Received:
Yes...only the beach was a restaurant and the ball was a man.
So it was during a game of restaurant volleyman? It's beginning to sound like a terrible Megaman game, first Gooseman and now Volleyman. Guess I'd better just roll with it.
Message Sent:
Awww, don't worry about it, plenty of non Val Kilmers in the sea :/
I feel bad for Tina, being iced in a game of restaurant volleyman by a gooseman, not even Val Kilmer would be that cruel. I know she can uneasily do better than that.
Message Received:
Val as in valery? What kind of girl do you think I am?
What? I'm really tired of her not understanding what I'm talking about. I highly doubt she even knows someone named Valery Kilmer. I think she's a lying girl!
Message Sent:
Val as in Val Kilmer. He played Iceman in Top Gun, but that's not important now. How are you? :/
I'll explain myself again, but I'm not going to like it. I'm going to change the subject because even I'm tired of talking about Val Kilmer now.
Message Received:
Now I feel silly. I never was good with actors names. Im okay but a little jaded. The guy was a jerk. he tried to poor ice down the back of my blouse.
Now everything makes sense. She wasn't confused before, she was actually iced by a gooseman! That really is ridiculous.
Message Sent:
Wow so literally iced. That is ridiculous. Don't worry about fools like that, they use ice because they aren't cool :/
I have to state how ridiculous it is, I'm so perplexed by how someone could be so ridiculous in real life. Being ridiculous via texts is much more acceptable. I'll throw in a terrible pun to show how uneasy this all seems.
Message Received:
Yes. Ice man later asked me out. I was glad that i got the chance to shoot him down.
Wow, a fantastic comeback. I am speechless, simply speechless. Bravo, Tina. I can't even respond to that it is so good.
There you have it, more ridiculous texts as the result of actual ridiculous events erroneously reported to me. Will there be more Top Gun references? Only time will tell! :/
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Strange Encounters of the Uneasy Kind
Hey everyone, today's episode gets into the holiday spirit of the recently passed birthday of America! I figured it was close enough to the holidays that my references would be clear, but apparently Tina just doesn't get my styles. Let's watch.
Message Received:
Watching a documentary on aliens. Do you think aliens exist?
A documentary about aliens? I think we actually need concrete proof of aliens before we can go claiming to have documentaries. Unless she's talking about the ones stealing all our jobs. Either way it's time to give the ol' American spirit to her!
Message Sent:
Aliens are already amongst us. Independence Day is a good documentary! :/
They are picking our fruit and cleaning our urinals. But in case she means outer space aliens, I'll reference a classic movie, it seems to be something we do now. It's not a documentary, but maybe she doesn't know that?
Message Received:
They made a documentary about july 4?
Always on the ball as usual. Yes, I'm talking about the documentary about July 4th that has nothing to do with the subject at hand, which is ALIENS! C'mon now, Tina, use your head. Get in the game and ride the same wavelength as me.
Message Sent:
When Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved the world! :/
Looks like I'll spell it out for her. I think if there ever was an alien invasion these two would actually be the people I would want furthest from the alien mothership. Someone needs to make classy movies for future generations. I'd like to see these two work together again. Look at me, now I'm rambling. This is what happens when I'm forced to explain myself. It makes me so uneasy.
Message Received:
Oh the movie yes that was good
Yes, yes it was a good movie. I have nothing further to say about this. I'm just going to leave this one alone. There's really nothing that can be said without flipping off the handle. And this guy is going to stay right on that handle, keeping it securely unflipped. For now at least.
Don't worry folks, I've got a back log of all this nonsense. Tina and Paul are tight and my Paul impression is spot-on so there's more to come. Now go watch Independence Day. Or Top Gun. Well, probably not Top Gun. :/
Message Received:
Watching a documentary on aliens. Do you think aliens exist?
A documentary about aliens? I think we actually need concrete proof of aliens before we can go claiming to have documentaries. Unless she's talking about the ones stealing all our jobs. Either way it's time to give the ol' American spirit to her!
Message Sent:
Aliens are already amongst us. Independence Day is a good documentary! :/
They are picking our fruit and cleaning our urinals. But in case she means outer space aliens, I'll reference a classic movie, it seems to be something we do now. It's not a documentary, but maybe she doesn't know that?
Message Received:
They made a documentary about july 4?
Always on the ball as usual. Yes, I'm talking about the documentary about July 4th that has nothing to do with the subject at hand, which is ALIENS! C'mon now, Tina, use your head. Get in the game and ride the same wavelength as me.
Message Sent:
When Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved the world! :/
Looks like I'll spell it out for her. I think if there ever was an alien invasion these two would actually be the people I would want furthest from the alien mothership. Someone needs to make classy movies for future generations. I'd like to see these two work together again. Look at me, now I'm rambling. This is what happens when I'm forced to explain myself. It makes me so uneasy.
Message Received:
Oh the movie yes that was good
Yes, yes it was a good movie. I have nothing further to say about this. I'm just going to leave this one alone. There's really nothing that can be said without flipping off the handle. And this guy is going to stay right on that handle, keeping it securely unflipped. For now at least.
Don't worry folks, I've got a back log of all this nonsense. Tina and Paul are tight and my Paul impression is spot-on so there's more to come. Now go watch Independence Day. Or Top Gun. Well, probably not Top Gun. :/
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Uneasy Face Special Deluxe Edition
It has been a while since my last post, you may be worried that uneasy face had come to an unfortunate end again. But fear not, uneasy face still carries on strong! I have just been busy being really lazy, but that ends now. To make up for the delays here is a special deluxe edition! It is the same as a normal edition, but longer.
Message Received:
Hey Paul...So I just wanted to make sure that you are okay...u havent been yourself lately...has it been difficult in California?
Okay, this is serious business right here. Tina is getting suspicious that I'm not really Paul. I could play off the whole California changes people into crazies thing but I would rather not cause her to worry. I better play it cool for now.
Message Sent:
I am just fine. The california air makes me feel like dancing! Don't you worry 'bout me :/
Dancing is a sure sign of being fine, and the added warning not to worry about me should throw her off the trail. The uneasy face gets across that I am disappointed that she'd even doubt that I am just fine.
Message Received:
Thats good dancing is fun. How is ur presentation for ur one year anniversary going? Your family must be happy that ur still sober.
Crisis averted. Good job, me, now there's no doubt that everything about me is Paul-like and doing fine. Apparently I'm celebrating one year sober as well. That is good to know, now I won't be able to use alcohol as an excuse for zany antics without causing unspeakable drama.
Message Sent:
Presentation is going swimmingly! Everyone is thrilled for me and my year long wagon ride. :/
Swimmingly is a way a presentation can be going, right? I'm unclear how presentations about being sober work but I'll sure make assumptions. Being on the wagon is something everyone should be thrilled about, good job Paul! A year long wagon ride sounds pretty awful though, so I'll toss an uneasy face on there just to be safe.
So uneasy face isn't dead, don't all y'all worry about it. I doubt there was much panic, but I will pretend it was quite extensive in some circles. Now, on to the second part of this special deluxe edition!
Message Received:
So bored. What does a girl do for fun?
Now here is a classic setup. Do I take the bait?
Message Sent:
Me? :/
I most certainly do. Paul is such a rogue! I am uneasy about how easy that setup was.
Message Received:
You would make a cute girl teehee, but I wonder what I should do... :>}
Of course my genius is lost upon this girl, who again misunderstands what I'm talking about. I'm sure Paul is chock full of girlish features, but now is not the time to get into that. Also it appears Tina has adopted her own signature face. I assume it is a face with a large nose and equally large mustache. I will call it the mustachinose face.
Message Sent:
I mean do meee, but I don't want to push you into something you're uncomfortable with :/
I decide I can't let that gold slide by unnoticed so I spell it out for her. I also add a disclaimer so as not to stress the bonds of this relationship into any uneasy territory.
Message Received:
Haha. I'm serious. Besides wouldn't Gabby be jealous?
Being bored is serious business, I understand. It was wrong of me to be so roguish, especially if it'll make Gabby jealous. I do not want the wrath of Gabby at my doorstep.
Message Sent:
Gabby is up for anything! But you could go dancing or cruising! :/
I'll slip in a comment that implies that Gabby is fine with me whoring myself out then quickly move along. Dancing and cruising are two fine activities, we've already discussed dancing so it seems a reasonable option. Cruising is just vague enough that perhaps she'll know what it means in some context I'm unaware of.
Message Received:
Ooh the cruise club great idea!
Wow, how lucky is that? Pretty lucky I'd say. My vague and generally unhelpful suggestions have proved to be quite helpful and a great idea! Paul is so smart.
Message Sent:
I am full of great ideas and also nachos. :/
To be fair at the time I was pretty full of nachos. And I'd venture to say that all of my ideas are great, even the terrible ones (which are represented by an uneasy face).
Message Received:
What do you call cheese that isnt yours?
Oh man, terrible joke incoming! Tina, my respect for you has reached new heights.
Message Sent:
Nacho cheese! So hilarious, like cruisin :/
I cannot help but return back the classic punchline. While I'm at it I might as well lie and say it is hilarious and that cruisin is also hilarious. It probably is?
Message Received:
YES!!!!!!!!!! Tom Cruisin like last year haha!
Ten exclamation points after a caps-locked 'yes' is a sign that cruisin is definitely hilarious. I feel foolish for even doubting myself. Apparently we went Tom Cruisin last year. I do not want to know what that means.
Message Sent:
It is crazy times that are the best times and those were craaaazy! :/
It is a safe bet that any activity that is called Tom Cruisin is going to be really crazy. Like four a's crazy. Maybe Paul can handle Tom Cruisin, but I'm a little uneasy about being involved in such antics.
Message Received:
Yes. I think i will go Tom Cruisin and have crazy times. Maybe ill meet a top gun, teehee.
Tina has really stepped up her game. Not only has she taken cruising and turned it into Tom Cruisin, she is referencing the best film of 1986*!
Message Sent:
I hope so! Don't get goosed by an iceman :/
As long as we're talking about Top Gun, I might as well say something stupid that somewhat relates to the topic at hand. I'm not even sure what getting goosed by an iceman would entail. But I do know that Iceman was Val Kilmer's best role**.
So there you have it, tons of uneasy face blog to fill that uneasy space in your uneasy heart. Stay uneasy, my friends. Stay cool and uneasy. : /
*best film of 1986 not counting An American Tail, Back to School, Big Trouble in Little China, Crocodile Dundee, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Flight of the Navigator, The Golden Child, Highlander, Little Shop of Horrors, Pretty in Pink, Short Circuit, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Three Amigos!, and many many more.
**Not even close to being true.
Message Received:
Hey Paul...So I just wanted to make sure that you are okay...u havent been yourself lately...has it been difficult in California?
Okay, this is serious business right here. Tina is getting suspicious that I'm not really Paul. I could play off the whole California changes people into crazies thing but I would rather not cause her to worry. I better play it cool for now.
Message Sent:
I am just fine. The california air makes me feel like dancing! Don't you worry 'bout me :/
Dancing is a sure sign of being fine, and the added warning not to worry about me should throw her off the trail. The uneasy face gets across that I am disappointed that she'd even doubt that I am just fine.
Message Received:
Thats good dancing is fun. How is ur presentation for ur one year anniversary going? Your family must be happy that ur still sober.
Crisis averted. Good job, me, now there's no doubt that everything about me is Paul-like and doing fine. Apparently I'm celebrating one year sober as well. That is good to know, now I won't be able to use alcohol as an excuse for zany antics without causing unspeakable drama.
Message Sent:
Presentation is going swimmingly! Everyone is thrilled for me and my year long wagon ride. :/
Swimmingly is a way a presentation can be going, right? I'm unclear how presentations about being sober work but I'll sure make assumptions. Being on the wagon is something everyone should be thrilled about, good job Paul! A year long wagon ride sounds pretty awful though, so I'll toss an uneasy face on there just to be safe.
So uneasy face isn't dead, don't all y'all worry about it. I doubt there was much panic, but I will pretend it was quite extensive in some circles. Now, on to the second part of this special deluxe edition!
Message Received:
So bored. What does a girl do for fun?
Now here is a classic setup. Do I take the bait?
Message Sent:
Me? :/
I most certainly do. Paul is such a rogue! I am uneasy about how easy that setup was.
Message Received:
You would make a cute girl teehee, but I wonder what I should do... :>}
Of course my genius is lost upon this girl, who again misunderstands what I'm talking about. I'm sure Paul is chock full of girlish features, but now is not the time to get into that. Also it appears Tina has adopted her own signature face. I assume it is a face with a large nose and equally large mustache. I will call it the mustachinose face.
Message Sent:
I mean do meee, but I don't want to push you into something you're uncomfortable with :/
I decide I can't let that gold slide by unnoticed so I spell it out for her. I also add a disclaimer so as not to stress the bonds of this relationship into any uneasy territory.
Message Received:
Haha. I'm serious. Besides wouldn't Gabby be jealous?
Being bored is serious business, I understand. It was wrong of me to be so roguish, especially if it'll make Gabby jealous. I do not want the wrath of Gabby at my doorstep.
Message Sent:
Gabby is up for anything! But you could go dancing or cruising! :/
I'll slip in a comment that implies that Gabby is fine with me whoring myself out then quickly move along. Dancing and cruising are two fine activities, we've already discussed dancing so it seems a reasonable option. Cruising is just vague enough that perhaps she'll know what it means in some context I'm unaware of.
Message Received:
Ooh the cruise club great idea!
Wow, how lucky is that? Pretty lucky I'd say. My vague and generally unhelpful suggestions have proved to be quite helpful and a great idea! Paul is so smart.
Message Sent:
I am full of great ideas and also nachos. :/
To be fair at the time I was pretty full of nachos. And I'd venture to say that all of my ideas are great, even the terrible ones (which are represented by an uneasy face).
Message Received:
What do you call cheese that isnt yours?
Oh man, terrible joke incoming! Tina, my respect for you has reached new heights.
Message Sent:
Nacho cheese! So hilarious, like cruisin :/
I cannot help but return back the classic punchline. While I'm at it I might as well lie and say it is hilarious and that cruisin is also hilarious. It probably is?
Message Received:
YES!!!!!!!!!! Tom Cruisin like last year haha!
Ten exclamation points after a caps-locked 'yes' is a sign that cruisin is definitely hilarious. I feel foolish for even doubting myself. Apparently we went Tom Cruisin last year. I do not want to know what that means.
Message Sent:
It is crazy times that are the best times and those were craaaazy! :/
It is a safe bet that any activity that is called Tom Cruisin is going to be really crazy. Like four a's crazy. Maybe Paul can handle Tom Cruisin, but I'm a little uneasy about being involved in such antics.
Message Received:
Yes. I think i will go Tom Cruisin and have crazy times. Maybe ill meet a top gun, teehee.
Tina has really stepped up her game. Not only has she taken cruising and turned it into Tom Cruisin, she is referencing the best film of 1986*!
Message Sent:
I hope so! Don't get goosed by an iceman :/
As long as we're talking about Top Gun, I might as well say something stupid that somewhat relates to the topic at hand. I'm not even sure what getting goosed by an iceman would entail. But I do know that Iceman was Val Kilmer's best role**.
So there you have it, tons of uneasy face blog to fill that uneasy space in your uneasy heart. Stay uneasy, my friends. Stay cool and uneasy. : /
*best film of 1986 not counting An American Tail, Back to School, Big Trouble in Little China, Crocodile Dundee, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Flight of the Navigator, The Golden Child, Highlander, Little Shop of Horrors, Pretty in Pink, Short Circuit, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Three Amigos!, and many many more.
**Not even close to being true.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Uneasy Face 10: Nemesis
Well season two of uneasy face seems to be in full swing! And as any good sequel, it offers us a new villain for our hero to defeat. What dastardly schemes must I thwart? Will I be able to save the world in time? Let's find out!
Message Received:
Lol, ur such a rogue. I saw Susanah today. She is doing well...unfortunately.
I am quite the rogue, aren't I? I'm glad Tina caught on to this important fact. But here is the important part, Susanah is doing well 'unfortunately'. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have an antagonist!
Message Sent:
Oh more than you know! Curse that witch and her dark arts :/
Tina has no idea how much of a rogue I really am, I'm so roguish I'm not even Paul! Now on to the business at hand, I now know who the witch of this story is and how devious her dark ways might be. Such revelations leave me uneasy.
Message Received:
More than i no..what do u kno? Is she up to something like what happened with angela?
Well, she's misunderstood me. I suppose that's bound to happen now and again, I'll be sure to clear that up. And now we are introduced to a new character: Angela. The forces of darkness have been battling the angelic army it seems. Could it happen again? I certainly don't know!
Message Sent:
I meant I'm more rogue than you know, I know nothing of her current diabolic rituals :/
There, all cleared up. I am so roguish to an almost extreme amount. Almost. Time to come clean though, I don't want to go spreading rumors about what sorts of diabolic rituals Susanah might be up to. Last thing I'd want is to defame a stranger, so uneasy.
Message Received:
oh, lol. Ur such a kidder. What is she up to?
I'm a kidder rogue now. Or a rogue kidder? Whichever sounds cooler is what I am, because that's how rogue kidders roll. I guess Tina does not believe me when I say I know nothing about Susanah's rituals. Fine, I'll make something up but don't say I didn't warn you. Even though it would be a perfectly legitimate thing to say.
Message Sent:
Last I heard her death star was fully operational. so you know, her usual mischief :/
I have upgraded her from witch to full sith lord status. I assume that's the kind of thing she's usually up to, I mean I'd have a death star if I was a sith lord. The fact that such power lies with someone who is unfortunately well leaves me with an uneasy feeling I just can't shake though. Hopefully Tina can confirm or deny these claims.
There you have it folks, the uneasy face train is rolling right on out of the station and it looks like it's not going to stop just yet. It's going to roll on right past every stop so you'll have to sit along for the long haul or dive recklessly out the window into the unforgiving desert. Your call really.
:/
Message Received:
Lol, ur such a rogue. I saw Susanah today. She is doing well...unfortunately.
I am quite the rogue, aren't I? I'm glad Tina caught on to this important fact. But here is the important part, Susanah is doing well 'unfortunately'. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have an antagonist!
Message Sent:
Oh more than you know! Curse that witch and her dark arts :/
Tina has no idea how much of a rogue I really am, I'm so roguish I'm not even Paul! Now on to the business at hand, I now know who the witch of this story is and how devious her dark ways might be. Such revelations leave me uneasy.
Message Received:
More than i no..what do u kno? Is she up to something like what happened with angela?
Well, she's misunderstood me. I suppose that's bound to happen now and again, I'll be sure to clear that up. And now we are introduced to a new character: Angela. The forces of darkness have been battling the angelic army it seems. Could it happen again? I certainly don't know!
Message Sent:
I meant I'm more rogue than you know, I know nothing of her current diabolic rituals :/
There, all cleared up. I am so roguish to an almost extreme amount. Almost. Time to come clean though, I don't want to go spreading rumors about what sorts of diabolic rituals Susanah might be up to. Last thing I'd want is to defame a stranger, so uneasy.
Message Received:
oh, lol. Ur such a kidder. What is she up to?
I'm a kidder rogue now. Or a rogue kidder? Whichever sounds cooler is what I am, because that's how rogue kidders roll. I guess Tina does not believe me when I say I know nothing about Susanah's rituals. Fine, I'll make something up but don't say I didn't warn you. Even though it would be a perfectly legitimate thing to say.
Message Sent:
Last I heard her death star was fully operational. so you know, her usual mischief :/
I have upgraded her from witch to full sith lord status. I assume that's the kind of thing she's usually up to, I mean I'd have a death star if I was a sith lord. The fact that such power lies with someone who is unfortunately well leaves me with an uneasy feeling I just can't shake though. Hopefully Tina can confirm or deny these claims.
There you have it folks, the uneasy face train is rolling right on out of the station and it looks like it's not going to stop just yet. It's going to roll on right past every stop so you'll have to sit along for the long haul or dive recklessly out the window into the unforgiving desert. Your call really.
:/
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Uneasy Face: Reboot
Greetings one and all! I'm sure all of you have been weeping non-stop since Uneasy Face stopped being updated. Well now you can finally stop because just the other day another random person in this great big world sent a misguided text to the wrong phone. It is my responsibility, my privilege, and my pleasure to carry this person through the mystical maze of Uneasy Face!
Message Received:
Hey Paul, this is tina. H@d fun yesterday..u
Talk about ridiculous coincidence, this random person has mistaken me for the made up friend I thought the last texter was! No, not coincidence, it must be fate! The use of '@' instead of 'a' helps inform me of just how cool this Tina is, and that is VERY.
Message Sent:
Those times were unre@l! If only they didn't end :/
I figure I'll start with the truth, the times we shared were not real at all. I also wish to show that I am equally cool. This message also has a double meaning, I intended to reference the olden days of Uneasy Face and how I wish they didn't end, though I assume Tina will not get the reference.
Message Received:
If only u didnt leave to go back to california. Did u c Susannah b4 u left?
Well now I know Paul lives in California and has an acquaintance of some sort named Susannah. My information cup runneth over with, um, information. Now to decide if Susannah sounds like the sort of person Paul would see before leaving to the wilds of Cali.
Message Sent:
I go where adventure takes me, seeing all who seek me! :/
I'll assume Paul travels with the wind always at his back, going wherever it may blow, seeing only those who try and cross his haphazard path. You can tell the path is haphazard because of how uneasy the face at the end is portrayed.
Maybe this won't last very long, it feels so right but I could be wrong. Maybe I've been hoping too hard, but I've gone this far and it's more than I hoped for. Keep all fingers and toes crossed at all times and let's see how far this new rabbit hole goes. :/
Message Received:
Hey Paul, this is tina. H@d fun yesterday..u
Talk about ridiculous coincidence, this random person has mistaken me for the made up friend I thought the last texter was! No, not coincidence, it must be fate! The use of '@' instead of 'a' helps inform me of just how cool this Tina is, and that is VERY.
Message Sent:
Those times were unre@l! If only they didn't end :/
I figure I'll start with the truth, the times we shared were not real at all. I also wish to show that I am equally cool. This message also has a double meaning, I intended to reference the olden days of Uneasy Face and how I wish they didn't end, though I assume Tina will not get the reference.
Message Received:
If only u didnt leave to go back to california. Did u c Susannah b4 u left?
Well now I know Paul lives in California and has an acquaintance of some sort named Susannah. My information cup runneth over with, um, information. Now to decide if Susannah sounds like the sort of person Paul would see before leaving to the wilds of Cali.
Message Sent:
I go where adventure takes me, seeing all who seek me! :/
I'll assume Paul travels with the wind always at his back, going wherever it may blow, seeing only those who try and cross his haphazard path. You can tell the path is haphazard because of how uneasy the face at the end is portrayed.
Maybe this won't last very long, it feels so right but I could be wrong. Maybe I've been hoping too hard, but I've gone this far and it's more than I hoped for. Keep all fingers and toes crossed at all times and let's see how far this new rabbit hole goes. :/
Sunday, January 10, 2010
New Year Resolution
Well, here we are in another year. When the clock struck twelve and the ball dropped, there was only one person I could think of to send well wishes.
Message Sent:
Happy New Spear's :/
Ok, I don't even know for this one. It was New Year's Eve and I thought it was hilarious at the time. Maybe Davia loves spears? Let's hope so.
Message Received:
Same to u I wish u the very best and whatever u wish for come for ok love u I will see to tomorrow thxs for being there for my family love from my family
Phew, looks like spears are in for 2010. That's a relief. I am getting a lot of well wishes in return, looks like everything has been smoothed over and it's back to normal ridiculous acceptance. But whatever I wish for to come true? I better think of something good.
Message Sent:
I wish I was a weiner so everyone loves me and also you! :/
So I couldn't think of anything good. I decided to play off the ol' Oscar Meyer slogan, but without actually stating it directly. This way it makes it sound like I'm mentally disabled. Which I suppose may have been the case at the time. Might as well send that wish to my texter friend too, the more the merrier I guess?
Message Received:
Who are u do I know u I am sorry I said something wrong to
Alright there it is, the straw that broke the camel's back: wieners. Not pasta burns or boat obsessions or turtle parties, or warning messages from the future. Not even directly saying it was the wrong number! Well fine, two can play at this game.
Message Sent:
Ok u forgot me already tks :/
Ha, take that!
Message Sent:
Itsame, Mario! Impressionist pretzel painter :/
And then also this because it is ridiculous and was thought to be required at the time. Seemed to sum up the thoughts of the evening, so might as well send it to this stranger. The uneasy face ship is sinking, might as well toss more garbage on it so it'll sink faster. It's sad but true, and I'm sure that leaves everyone with an uneasy face.
Well that's it. The end. I took it one franfurter slogan too far and now the dream is dead. Apologies go out to all those who had hoped I would toy with this person for years to come. Perhaps some drunken night this will kick back into action, but until that time this is Fernando Boreus singing off.
:/
Message Sent:
Happy New Spear's :/
Ok, I don't even know for this one. It was New Year's Eve and I thought it was hilarious at the time. Maybe Davia loves spears? Let's hope so.
Message Received:
Same to u I wish u the very best and whatever u wish for come for ok love u I will see to tomorrow thxs for being there for my family love from my family
Phew, looks like spears are in for 2010. That's a relief. I am getting a lot of well wishes in return, looks like everything has been smoothed over and it's back to normal ridiculous acceptance. But whatever I wish for to come true? I better think of something good.
Message Sent:
I wish I was a weiner so everyone loves me and also you! :/
So I couldn't think of anything good. I decided to play off the ol' Oscar Meyer slogan, but without actually stating it directly. This way it makes it sound like I'm mentally disabled. Which I suppose may have been the case at the time. Might as well send that wish to my texter friend too, the more the merrier I guess?
Message Received:
Who are u do I know u I am sorry I said something wrong to
Alright there it is, the straw that broke the camel's back: wieners. Not pasta burns or boat obsessions or turtle parties, or warning messages from the future. Not even directly saying it was the wrong number! Well fine, two can play at this game.
Message Sent:
Ok u forgot me already tks :/
Ha, take that!
Message Sent:
Itsame, Mario! Impressionist pretzel painter :/
And then also this because it is ridiculous and was thought to be required at the time. Seemed to sum up the thoughts of the evening, so might as well send it to this stranger. The uneasy face ship is sinking, might as well toss more garbage on it so it'll sink faster. It's sad but true, and I'm sure that leaves everyone with an uneasy face.
Well that's it. The end. I took it one franfurter slogan too far and now the dream is dead. Apologies go out to all those who had hoped I would toy with this person for years to come. Perhaps some drunken night this will kick back into action, but until that time this is Fernando Boreus singing off.
:/
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