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Another fun filled time of uneasy reading. I hope everyone is ready because this time I am declared the winner. That's right, I win.

Message Received:
You have won I admit.

Yay, I win! Take that everyone else. I'm glad Tina is finally ready to admit this.

Message Received:
I watched Return of the Jedi to Rifftrax yesterday

Is this related to me winning? I guess so since it was sent before I could even respond. But I didn't get to watch RotJ, so it sure doesn't feel like I won.

Message Sent:
What did I win? A TROPHY!? Rifftrax is pretty great, was it GREAT!? :/

I'm curious now, what exactly did I win? I hope it's a trophy, that would be sweet. Rifftrax is pretty great and not getting to see it too makes me uneasy.

Message Received:
Great like your mom teehee

I'm not really sure what this means. Knowing nothing about Paul's mom I have to assume it is pretty great.

Message Sent:
That is pretty great. But really what did I win? :/

I'll let her know that I think Paul's mom is pretty great. But the burning question remains, what did I win? Seriously, not knowing makes me so uneasy!

Message Received:
A text from me and a cookie... but you have to come here to get it ;}

That's the worst prize I've ever heard. Not even a trophy and I have to track her down to get the cookie? And then to top it off she tosses winky weird smile face at me.

Message Sent:
Sweeeeet. I'll get that cookie someday :/

Time to pull out the old bluff hat, dust it off, and wear it like a pro. Sure, sweet prize and I'll get it. That's almost believable? Not even the uneasy face believes that.

Message Received:
Yay! Theres a pie in the fridge too.

Phew, she bought it. And she even upped the ante by throwing a pie into the deal! Lesson learned, lying works.

Message Sent:
Throw it at a face! :/

But no time to worry about pies as prize, but time to see how pies will fly! I have to jazz this up, maybe clown antics can even further up the ante.

Message Received:
I feel uneasy about this...maybe if it was bill gates though

Whoaaaaaaa, all that uneasy facing has finally made its mark! Tina feels uneasy about this, as well she should. But throwing a pie at Bill Gates? I guess that's fine.

Message Sent:
Uneasy face pie is the favorite of Bill Gates :/

Now seems like the perfect opportunity to drop the Uneasy face bomb directly into a text. This marks the first text to have uneasy face at the beginning and end of a message. Exciting, I know!
Note: I don't know if uneasy face pie is really the favorite of Bill Gates, so don't quote me on that.

Message Received:
Does it have fruit?

Ooh, another good set up. Let's watch as I knock it out of the park.

Message Sent:
It is apple, Macintosh apple! :/

Boom! That. Is. Outtahere! Thank you, thank you, I can feel your applause through the internet.

Message Received:
So u enjoying your apple pie?

Wait I'm confused. Has she suddenly mistaken Paul for Bill Gates?

Message Sent:
I thought you had the pie? IS THE PIE A LIE!? :/

My outrage is palpable. I need to get to the bottom of this possible uneasy pie conspiracy.

Message Received:
Pie is eaten. I do however have cake and icecream if you come here now. Stacey is 26

And now the pie is gone. Tina has crushed all of our dreams of throwing an uneasy face apple pie into the face of Bill Gates. Cake and ice cream though? I can get behind that I suppose. It's far less likely that the cake would be a lie. Also a special birthday greeting goes out to Stacey: Uneasy Birthday, Stacey! May the next 26 be as uneasy as the first.

Thanks for tuning in to Uneasy Face. It's been a lot of fun but now it's time to say goodbye. Not forever so don't you worry! It's just for a little while. Stay uneasy, folks. :/

Top Gun 2: Uneasy Landing

Faithful readers of Uneasy Face will recall a previous discussion regarding Top Gun. Well Top Gun is back and it's definitely with a vengeance, an uneasy vengeance at that.

Message Received:
I got iced by a gooseman

This must be the most ridiculous text message I've ever received. If it had an uneasy face at the end of it I'd assume I sent it to me. I'm curious what a gooseman is though, it seems Tina is a little confused about her Top Gun characters.

Message Sent:
Oh no!! Was it during a game of beach volleyball? :/

I'll run with the Top Gun reference, though shoddy it may have been. I also need to show that I am outraged that anyone would ice poor Tina, especially a gooseman.

Message Received:
Yes...only the beach was a restaurant and the ball was a man.

So it was during a game of restaurant volleyman? It's beginning to sound like a terrible Megaman game, first Gooseman and now Volleyman. Guess I'd better just roll with it.

Message Sent:
Awww, don't worry about it, plenty of non Val Kilmers in the sea :/

I feel bad for Tina, being iced in a game of restaurant volleyman by a gooseman, not even Val Kilmer would be that cruel. I know she can uneasily do better than that.

Message Received:
Val as in valery? What kind of girl do you think I am?

What? I'm really tired of her not understanding what I'm talking about. I highly doubt she even knows someone named Valery Kilmer. I think she's a lying girl!

Message Sent:
Val as in Val Kilmer. He played Iceman in Top Gun, but that's not important now. How are you? :/

I'll explain myself again, but I'm not going to like it. I'm going to change the subject because even I'm tired of talking about Val Kilmer now.

Message Received:
Now I feel silly. I never was good with actors names. Im okay but a little jaded. The guy was a jerk. he tried to poor ice down the back of my blouse.

Now everything makes sense. She wasn't confused before, she was actually iced by a gooseman! That really is ridiculous.

Message Sent:
Wow so literally iced. That is ridiculous. Don't worry about fools like that, they use ice because they aren't cool :/

I have to state how ridiculous it is, I'm so perplexed by how someone could be so ridiculous in real life. Being ridiculous via texts is much more acceptable. I'll throw in a terrible pun to show how uneasy this all seems.

Message Received:
Yes. Ice man later asked me out. I was glad that i got the chance to shoot him down.

Wow, a fantastic comeback. I am speechless, simply speechless. Bravo, Tina. I can't even respond to that it is so good.


There you have it, more ridiculous texts as the result of actual ridiculous events erroneously reported to me. Will there be more Top Gun references? Only time will tell! :/