Saturday, June 19, 2010

Uneasy Face 10: Nemesis

Well season two of uneasy face seems to be in full swing! And as any good sequel, it offers us a new villain for our hero to defeat. What dastardly schemes must I thwart? Will I be able to save the world in time? Let's find out!

Message Received:
Lol, ur such a rogue. I saw Susanah today. She is doing well...unfortunately.

I am quite the rogue, aren't I? I'm glad Tina caught on to this important fact. But here is the important part, Susanah is doing well 'unfortunately'. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have an antagonist!

Message Sent:
Oh more than you know! Curse that witch and her dark arts :/

Tina has no idea how much of a rogue I really am, I'm so roguish I'm not even Paul! Now on to the business at hand, I now know who the witch of this story is and how devious her dark ways might be. Such revelations leave me uneasy.

Message Received:
More than i no..what do u kno? Is she up to something like what happened with angela?

Well, she's misunderstood me. I suppose that's bound to happen now and again, I'll be sure to clear that up. And now we are introduced to a new character: Angela. The forces of darkness have been battling the angelic army it seems. Could it happen again? I certainly don't know!

Message Sent:
I meant I'm more rogue than you know, I know nothing of her current diabolic rituals :/

There, all cleared up. I am so roguish to an almost extreme amount. Almost. Time to come clean though, I don't want to go spreading rumors about what sorts of diabolic rituals Susanah might be up to. Last thing I'd want is to defame a stranger, so uneasy.

Message Received:
oh, lol. Ur such a kidder. What is she up to?

I'm a kidder rogue now. Or a rogue kidder? Whichever sounds cooler is what I am, because that's how rogue kidders roll. I guess Tina does not believe me when I say I know nothing about Susanah's rituals. Fine, I'll make something up but don't say I didn't warn you. Even though it would be a perfectly legitimate thing to say.

Message Sent:
Last I heard her death star was fully operational. so you know, her usual mischief :/

I have upgraded her from witch to full sith lord status. I assume that's the kind of thing she's usually up to, I mean I'd have a death star if I was a sith lord. The fact that such power lies with someone who is unfortunately well leaves me with an uneasy feeling I just can't shake though. Hopefully Tina can confirm or deny these claims.


There you have it folks, the uneasy face train is rolling right on out of the station and it looks like it's not going to stop just yet. It's going to roll on right past every stop so you'll have to sit along for the long haul or dive recklessly out the window into the unforgiving desert. Your call really.
:/

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Uneasy Face: Reboot

Greetings one and all! I'm sure all of you have been weeping non-stop since Uneasy Face stopped being updated. Well now you can finally stop because just the other day another random person in this great big world sent a misguided text to the wrong phone. It is my responsibility, my privilege, and my pleasure to carry this person through the mystical maze of Uneasy Face!

Message Received:
Hey Paul, this is tina. H@d fun yesterday..u

Talk about ridiculous coincidence, this random person has mistaken me for the made up friend I thought the last texter was! No, not coincidence, it must be fate! The use of '@' instead of 'a' helps inform me of just how cool this Tina is, and that is VERY.


Message Sent:
Those times were unre@l! If only they didn't end :/

I figure I'll start with the truth, the times we shared were not real at all. I also wish to show that I am equally cool. This message also has a double meaning, I intended to reference the olden days of Uneasy Face and how I wish they didn't end, though I assume Tina will not get the reference.

Message Received:
If only u didnt leave to go back to california. Did u c Susannah b4 u left?

Well now I know Paul lives in California and has an acquaintance of some sort named Susannah. My information cup runneth over with, um, information. Now to decide if Susannah sounds like the sort of person Paul would see before leaving to the wilds of Cali.

Message Sent:
I go where adventure takes me, seeing all who seek me! :/

I'll assume Paul travels with the wind always at his back, going wherever it may blow, seeing only those who try and cross his haphazard path. You can tell the path is haphazard because of how uneasy the face at the end is portrayed.


Maybe this won't last very long, it feels so right but I could be wrong. Maybe I've been hoping too hard, but I've gone this far and it's more than I hoped for. Keep all fingers and toes crossed at all times and let's see how far this new rabbit hole goes. :/