New Year Resolution

Well, here we are in another year. When the clock struck twelve and the ball dropped, there was only one person I could think of to send well wishes.

Message Sent:
Happy New Spear's :/

Ok, I don't even know for this one. It was New Year's Eve and I thought it was hilarious at the time. Maybe Davia loves spears? Let's hope so.

Message Received:
Same to u I wish u the very best and whatever u wish for come for ok love u I will see to tomorrow thxs for being there for my family love from my family

Phew, looks like spears are in for 2010. That's a relief. I am getting a lot of well wishes in return, looks like everything has been smoothed over and it's back to normal ridiculous acceptance. But whatever I wish for to come true? I better think of something good.

Message Sent:
I wish I was a weiner so everyone loves me and also you! :/

So I couldn't think of anything good. I decided to play off the ol' Oscar Meyer slogan, but without actually stating it directly. This way it makes it sound like I'm mentally disabled. Which I suppose may have been the case at the time. Might as well send that wish to my texter friend too, the more the merrier I guess?

Message Received:
Who are u do I know u I am sorry I said something wrong to

Alright there it is, the straw that broke the camel's back: wieners. Not pasta burns or boat obsessions or turtle parties, or warning messages from the future. Not even directly saying it was the wrong number! Well fine, two can play at this game.

Message Sent:
Ok u forgot me already tks :/

Ha, take that!

Message Sent:
Itsame, Mario! Impressionist pretzel painter :/

And then also this because it is ridiculous and was thought to be required at the time. Seemed to sum up the thoughts of the evening, so might as well send it to this stranger. The uneasy face ship is sinking, might as well toss more garbage on it so it'll sink faster. It's sad but true, and I'm sure that leaves everyone with an uneasy face.

Well that's it. The end. I took it one franfurter slogan too far and now the dream is dead. Apologies go out to all those who had hoped I would toy with this person for years to come. Perhaps some drunken night this will kick back into action, but until that time this is Fernando Boreus singing off.

:/